• me in 2012:*tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
  • me in 2014:*tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*

newlists:
Touch the walls
Stare directly at Boris Johnson 
Talk in the Dick Van Dyke accent from Mary Poppins
Hail the tube as if it were a bus or cab
Hail a cab
Introduce smallpox to the population
Feed urban foxes after midnight
Take tube to Cockfosters solely to laugh at people who live in Cockfosters
Divert government funds to deprived areas of the country outside of Greater London
Cut the brakes on Boris Bikes
Refer to the Queen by any title other than ‘President’
Eat trash
Pay drug dealers in Scottish money
Prank-call oligarchs at their unoccupied, high-value second homes
Burn pedestrians using a magnifying glass from the top of Canary Wharf
Ask strangers when they gave up
Try to buy tickets to ‘the London game’
Resist the tide of gentrification 
Stage a coup to overthrow the Minister of Sound
Litter
Claim grime is dead 
Return Elgin Marbles and similar artifacts to their country of origin
Open every door in the Tower of London
Mount own artwork on the fourth plinth 
Contribute to knife crime epidemic 
Attempt ‘entire tube map pub crawl’
Quote Samuel Johnson (on any subject, ever). 

newlists:

  1. Touch the walls
  2. Stare directly at Boris Johnson 
  3. Talk in the Dick Van Dyke accent from Mary Poppins
  4. Hail the tube as if it were a bus or cab
  5. Hail a cab
  6. Introduce smallpox to the population
  7. Feed urban foxes after midnight
  8. Take tube to Cockfosters solely to laugh at people who live in Cockfosters
  9. Divert government funds to deprived areas of the country outside of Greater London
  10. Cut the brakes on Boris Bikes
  11. Refer to the Queen by any title other than ‘President’
  12. Eat trash
  13. Pay drug dealers in Scottish money
  14. Prank-call oligarchs at their unoccupied, high-value second homes
  15. Burn pedestrians using a magnifying glass from the top of Canary Wharf
  16. Ask strangers when they gave up
  17. Try to buy tickets to ‘the London game’
  18. Resist the tide of gentrification 
  19. Stage a coup to overthrow the Minister of Sound
  20. Litter
  21. Claim grime is dead 
  22. Return Elgin Marbles and similar artifacts to their country of origin
  23. Open every door in the Tower of London
  24. Mount own artwork on the fourth plinth 
  25. Contribute to knife crime epidemic 
  26. Attempt ‘entire tube map pub crawl’
  27. Quote Samuel Johnson (on any subject, ever). 

High Noon Over Camelot

the-mechanisms:

People of Earth! THE MECHANISMS present their third studio album, HIGH NOON OVER CAMELOT. Gunslingers, lawmen and hellfire preachers draw iron on the burning metal deserts of Fort Galfridian. Sheriff Arthur and the Pendgragon Gang chase down the mad vision of Father Galahad, while Mordred and Gawain face off, surrounded by the ghoulish Saxons. Thanks to a magical sound engineer and some amazing supporters, HIGH NOON OVER CAMELOT is now live for your listening pleasure — stream, buy and pre-order CDs from HERE: http://themechanisms.bandcamp.com/album/high-noon-over-camelot

We hope you enjoy our tale of hope and despair — as the sun grows ever hotter…

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Age: Dragon.

blogging about all my sweet gold and the asshole knights who keep trying to kidnap the princesses i protect

also 8000 selfies


You’re my BDFF!



travtrav87 So this just happened at the #gameofthrones beer launch party. #pedropascal posing with my #moonstick from #sailormoon

travtrav87 So this just happened at the #gameofthrones beer launch party. #pedropascal posing with my #moonstick from #sailormoon



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Anonymous

700 posts about the view from hell

or, alternatively. hot tips for making your cyborg body Cool as Shit


5
Anonymous

man, i would probably have been blogging about the spice girls (or was i older than that when they became a thing? primary school is a blur) and how much i hate my new sibling and also that time my dad let me watch the street fighter anime even though i was categorically Too Young


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vaporware-femme:

theragin-cajun:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

ok this annoys the crap out of me, firstly the font in question costs a fortune, secondly no link to something that can change a persons life as it did mine, so here lemme fix both of those:

http://opendyslexic.org/

Open Source Dyslexia is a FREE font that is designed in a similar fashion as in weighting the letters, it is also being constantly updated, yer welcome

Hi for all of my disability friends, please bookmark opendyslexic this is a really great project! Tell your friends c: